Be there, and be square
Scrabble was de rigour in April, to use two words that would only be allowed in a French version of the game. Well, they might be allowed in some places, Stoke for example, where pretty much every other word is derrr, or err, or ummm.
But we play Scrabble on a different level. Just look at the words going across - Danger, Dork, Feels, Mail. That's a sentence, not just a selection of random words.
Danger, dork feels mail. Who wouldn't be worried by that - little weirdos getting kicks by touching up your bills and postcards, leaving odd little stains in the corner...
Oh, we also played Trivial Pursuit, but there's no need to go into that.